Is that about us, John?
Agh! No, it’s… D- dave and John!
Dave and John?
N- not me! And why were you looking over my shoulder, I told you not to do that while I’m blogging!
Because of our porn?
Yes! I mean, no! Damn it, Sherlock!
John, you’ve been sitting there aroused for more than twenty minutes. You can hardly blame me for being curio-
…
Is that what you want me to do to you?
GOD DAMN IT SHERLOCK!
(Source: starrystair, via ivoryandsalt)